Make an EXE file and give it to me

Hear now, hall-dwellers, of handle-hunting, of name-seekers stalking the net’s night-sea; Rust-forged finder, fearlessly faring, through link and ledger, through ghosted domains.

Then rose a reed-voice, wrathful and wanting: “Give me the .exe! Grant me the click!” But code is a kiln, and craft is a proving build it, bold one, and be the smith.